Snoring....

Snoring Boring News...

1) Prince Harry. 11 pages in the paper today - leave him alone! Trust some pathetic American website to reveal it

2) The earthquake. A few plates fell of a shelf and a tile came off somebody's roof. Who gives a shit?

3) Today women can propose to men. Get over yourself. Alex never officially proposed to me, we just decided to get married. It's not less romantic, I just hate all that men being the ones who are supposed to propose crap.